Vain Roxy

It seems as though the Britser has been heeding our advice…perhaps embracing Zantrex again, fixing her hair, dressing more appropriately. Whatever she’s doing seems to be working! Ever since Brit’s father Jaime became co-conservator of her estate, he’s whipping her back into shape!

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This week, Britney reprised her role as Abby on How I Met Your Mother, and once again audiences tuned in. It seems to be another good sign of Britney’s slow but sure comeback. Keep up the good work, Brit!

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Twilight comes out later this year in December and Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are playing the leads as Edward and Bella. Can you say HOT?

Victoria majah Beckham shops at Target in a t-shirt & jeans.

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So maybe not “just like us,” but how good does girlfriend look??

Glamorous…

Jennifer Garner

Stunning…

Penelope Cruz

Gorgeous…

Katherine Heigl

Beautiful…

Cameron Diaz

Uh…Girlfriend needs to fire her stylist!

Jennifer Hudson (last year’s Best Supporting Actress winner) fails to impress on Hollywood’s biggest night.

What happened? Where has our favorite sex-kitten, gum-snappin, butt-shakin, tune-beltin’, blonde hottie pop princess gone? We’re tired of the vajayjay flashing, grungy extensions, creepy British accent, your even creepier paparrazo “lover,” and the all around craziness that seems to prevail wherever you go.

Girlfriend, snap out of it! You were the world’s most influential pop star and one of the most popular female international superstars - get your act together and take back that throne! Fix that poo-nasty hair, perhaps start taking zantrex (like way back when), and dress appropriately. And it wouldn’t hurt to start preppin’ for a majah comeback performance, to erase the horrible memory of this disaster.

Aww…remember those days?

We miss you…Team Brit!

xoxo, VainRoxy