Dear Britney,
What happened? Where has our favorite sex-kitten, gum-snappin, butt-shakin, tune-beltin’, blonde hottie pop princess gone? We’re tired of the vajayjay flashing, grungy extensions, creepy British accent, your even creepier paparrazo “lover,” and the all around craziness that seems to prevail wherever you go.
Girlfriend, snap out of it! You were the world’s most influential pop star and one of the most popular female international superstars - get your act together and take back that throne! Fix that poo-nasty hair, perhaps start taking zantrex (like way back when), and dress appropriately. And it wouldn’t hurt to start preppin’ for a majah comeback performance, to erase the horrible memory of this disaster.
Aww…remember those days?
We miss you…Team Brit!
xoxo, VainRoxy
February 27th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
I’m so sad about Brittany! I love her! She’s the best singer ever. People need to leave her alone so she can get better. She loves her kids, and she’s a good mom. She just needs help, and she needs mean people to stop being mean to her. I love you Brittany!!!
May 5th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Dear Britney - What Happened?…
Entertaining blog post on the current state of Ms. Britney Spears. The author recommends the use of Zantrax - a weight loss pill for the previous princess of pop….
May 14th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
[…] Brit! It seems as though the Britser has been heeding our advice…perhaps embracing Zantrex again, fixing her hair, dressing more appropriately. Whatever […]